Luke comes to find Master Yoda for the first time in Dagobah...
Luke has some questions that he has been urging to ask the great Jedi master. One of his questions was if Yoda knew who his father was. Yoda responds, "Anakin and Padmé, your parents were. Lots of fun time in the bedroom, they had. Hearing them was my pleasure...yesssshhhh....."
Luke looked at Yoda with a scared, blank stare. Luke asks what had become of his father. Yoda says "Anakin became bad, yesh. Evil son of a *****, he was. Killed your ***** mother, he did."
Luke was scared and terrified at what Yoda said. Then Yoda spoke again, "Your sister, the nice lady you kissed is. Jealous I am!"
Luke went outside of Yoda's hunt for some air. Yoda followed him. Luke said "Do you know the ways of the force?"
"Heard what I said, have you!!!" said Yoda angrily. "The greatest Jedi master, I am. More than you and your father!"
Then Luke looked at the X-wing sitting underwater, then back at Yoda. "You need to train me to the ways of the force," said Luke, "So that I can become a Jedi like my father before me"
"To whinny, you are." said Yoda. “Never train you, I will"
"He will learn the ways of the Force" said a mysterious ghost in the woods
Obi-Wan’s spirit appeared from the dark. "Killed, I thought you were!" said Yoda with an angry/disappointed face.
"But how can I be a Jedi when master Yoda doesn't want to train me?" said Luke to Obi-Wan.
"Hear me did you not, boy? Train you I said. Yesh. Hear me wrong, you did" Said the obnoxious Yoda
"But you just told me-" Luke was then interrupted by Obi-wan. “See? Master Yoda will train you."
Yoda nods his head in agreement.
Luke looks at both of them with confusion. Obi-Wan said "Thank you, Master Yoda. I will be leaving now."
Obi-Wan looks at Luke "I will be back when you need me, Luke. Take care"
"Obi-Wan! Wait!" Said Luke, but it was too late. Obi-wan already vanished into the darkness.
Luke looked at Yoda.
He said "Fine. If you must teach me, then teach me."
Yoda got a little smile in his face. Yoda thinks to himself, "Fun will I have with this little boy. Yeeesssshhhhh...."
Then everything became dark…
..its funny but its not Yoda 
